Balloons, Balloons, Balloons

July 29, 2016
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The Democratic National Convention wrapped up last night in Pennsylvania and if you didn’t watch it on T.V., here’s a spoiler alert for all you Bernie fans - Bernie Sanders will not be president.

I was lucky enough to attend DNC 2016 and here are the top ten things I overheard while on the convention floor.

10. Have you tried the Democratic Nachos with jalapeños from the concession stand? They’re awesome!

9. I’m pretty sure Bernie Sanders has enough delegate votes to win the nomination.

8. I hope Sarah Silverman does that bit where her crotch sings “Amazing Grace.”

7. I’m still feeling the Bern.

6. I think I’m feeling the burn from those Democratic Nachos with jalapeños. OMG! Where’s the nearest bathroom? I don’t think I’m gonna make it in time. OH MY GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!

5. Yes. I made my own red, white and blue costume with help from my little handy dandy Be Dazzler kit.

4. I’m only here because they say there’s gonna be lots of balloons and confetti. I love balloons and confetti.

3. So are we for or against building a wall?

2. Love Trumps Hate. Now let’s hold hands and sing Kumbaya.

And the number one thing I overheard while on the convention floor at DNC 2016...

"Whatever you do, do NOT eat the Democratic Nachos with jalapeños!"

~ The Unknown Blogger