The Unknown Blogger: Where's Bill?

April 12, 2017
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Amidst his sexual harassment scandal, Fox News host Bill O’Reilly has decided he needs to take a vacation. Mr. Bill did not disclose where he would be vacationing but invited his viewers to take a guess via his “Where’s Bill Going on Vacation” poll at billoreilly.com. My unreliable sources at notfakenews.com have informed me Mr. Bill will most likely be vacationing in a little remote town called Hell. I’ve never been to Hell but I hear it’s extremely hot all year round and that most of the people who vacation in Hell all seem to be dirty old men with extremely small trouser weasels.  Bye bye, Bill.